[Day in the life?]

[miss_34_c]

*Here we have... Bulma? Standing near the lake and skipping stones*

This is not how I thought I'd spend my birthday...

*Bulma is nineteen today, but she doesn't look a day under... fifty. Can anyone cheer her up?*

Comments

[moveurdeadfros]

*You think YOU look old? Take a look at me!*

Ah, is something the matter ma'am?

((Placeholder comment going to bed now!))

[miss_34_c]

But... You're. Eeewww! Where's the rest of you?

I'm really only nineteen, and very beautiful!

[moveurdeadfros]

Gone at sea, I'm afraid!

... And if you don't mind me saying so, how is that any different from your present state my lady?

[miss_34_c]

That's. Gods, that's horrible! Um. Are you a zombie?

B-because... Because I'm old now! A-and far from beautiful.

[drink_this]

Happy birthday, Bulma-chan ♥~!

[miss_34_c]

Watari! D-do you have anything that'll make me young and beautiful again?

[drink_this]

But you still look beautiful, just a little older.

[miss_34_c]

Awww, that's so sweet, Watari~ *but here come the water works* B-but of all days this had to happen, wh-wh-why todaaayyyyy?

[miss_34_c]

*sobbing* Shuichi, don't look at me, I'm hideous!

[miss_34_c]

I know! You don't have to remind me!

[futaenoaku]

Bulma?

[miss_34_c]

*oh gods, don't look!* H-hi, Sanosuke!

[futaenoaku]

You look...different.

[miss_34_c]

*sobbing now* Y-y-yeah, I know! I'm supposed to be b-b-beautiful on my birthday, not ready for retirement!

[hero_tiems_nao]

Happy Birthday!

[miss_34_c]

Aww, thanks, Link~

[hero_tiems_nao]

You're welco--hey, you look way older than just one birthday! Did you eat somethin' funny?

[miss_34_c]

... *have a sobbing fifty-something-year-old* N-n-nooo, I didn't eat anything! It's just another stupid camp virus!