Public Service Announcement

[with_cock_out]

Okay you know what, people? I am sick and tired of having to do this every time someone asks. It's you guys's fault for not recognizing my awesomely famous personage! So I guess I have to spell it out for you. Now pay attention!

I AM AXEL, THE DARK HERO!!

Have a terrible day.

(OOC: Taking a break because my brain is lol fried. Be back to pick up

Comments

[an_antichrist]

I'm Adam.

[with_cock_out]

Hiya!

[an_antichrist]

Are you the dark hero of somethin' special? Or jus' the dark hero?

[with_cock_out]

I'm the Dark Hero of badness! And evil! And stuff. I'm the Hero for all the naughty kids who skip class and get in trouble. I also play rock music, so that's how you know I'm really bad.

[an_antichrist]

Really?

[with_cock_out]

Yup!

[an_antichrist]

What can you do?

[with_cock_out]

I can do this!

[RIDICULOUSLY LOUD GUITAR RIFF]

[an_antichrist]

...is that it?

[with_cock_out]

Well not just that! I can do this, too! [fires a lightning bolt out of the end of his guitar]

[an_antichrist]

Can you beat up robots?

[with_cock_out]

I bet I could if I tried!

[an_antichrist]

Yeah?

[with_cock_out]

Is there a robot around here?

[an_antichrist]

I dunno. Can you find one?

[with_cock_out]

If I do, I'll letcha know so you can watch me kick it's shiny metal ass! What's your name, kid?