[as dusk falls of Camp Fuck You Die, please to find one (1) Methuselah, who looks... maybe just slightly annoyed; do not be alarmed, this is normal]
Attention, Camp Fuck You Die. I am Astheroshe Asran, Marchioness Odessa and Kiev. I have been here a week and am still trying to locate one Father Abel Nightroad I think the big dork is avoiding me. So if someone can tell me where he's hidin--
FOLLOW THE FAKE CUT FOR A WORKSAFE NONSEQUITUR INTERLUDE [sigh] You know, I'm really tired of those stupid things. I heard the zombies were trained, but this is ridiculous.
[ooc: intro post! the zombies are purely for crack purposes. no undead individuals were hurt in the filming of this intropost. thank you.
A-also, my internet decided that today would be the day it would be a complete whore. will possibly be slow, but not if I can help it.
BED FOR ME will continue/pick up/whatever in the morning~]