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[touchurkeys]

[In the middle of camp there is a one confused turkey. There is also a large dish of potatoes and a literal boat of gravy.]

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Comments

[crowlinginmyskn]

That looks delicious. I wonder if it is free food.

[touchurkeys]

[I WONDER 8D]

[crowlinginmyskn]

All the food in this place so far has been free, though... [politely eating a potato! and eying the turkey]

[touchurkeys]

[in soviet camp, turkey eyes you! and if a turkey could have a perplexed and very pissed off face this one would!]

[miss_34_c]

Oh, that thanksgiving holiday must be coming up again!

[touchurkeys]

[wait that sounds familiar...]

IT IS IN NOVEMBER! IT'S JULY! AND IF I SEE ONE CARVING KNIFE, I WILL BITE YOU!!

[miss_34_c]

Huh? T-talking turkey...

[miss_34_c]

Alright, who are you!

[guitar_hiro]

[lalala, o look it's a turkey, just gonna keep walking this way~]

[touchurkeys]

[biting your pants leg, dear guitarist]

[guitar_hiro]

[pause. blink]

... uh.

[touchurkeys]

[turkeys can whine, yes] NAKANO-SAN!!

[head_playboy]

Isn´t it a bit too early for this?

[touchurkeys]

[[I'll pick up those threads with Mac and Fujisaki later! ♥]]

NEVER TOO EARLY TO TURN PEOPLE INTO BIG, SMELLY, EDIBLE BIRDS!!

[head_playboy]

((don't worry, I know what´s like to be eaten by a post))

Heh. So who are you?

[touchurkeys]

[[Or by campers in general. 8D]]

F-Fujisaki!

[xen0glossy]

... let me guess, people have been misreading your username as "touch turkeys"?

[touchurkeys]

I WILL SUE YOU THE SECOND I FIND A LAWYER AND AM BACK IN MY BODY!!

[xen0glossy]

That'll be difficult, seeing as I'm an audience member. :D

[touchurkeys]

I have my ways. Expect a restraining order and court summons in a few days.