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[for_ten_minutes]

Ahoy there, fine denizens of Seafood Island™! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! Who wants to join my crew and sail on out of this zombie-infested cesspit?

((Mighty pirate is mighty tired. x_x NIGHT GUYS))

Comments

[moveurdeadfros]

Do you have room for a musician?

((Placeholder, for now I go to bed. I just felt that this is a meeting that has to happen.))

[for_ten_minutes]

Can you play jaunty sea shanties? Man, how many dead people are there on this island?

[moveurdeadfros]

Can I play jaunty sea shanties? Young master Threepwood, what manner of sailor would be if I didn't?!

[every_damn_day]

I don't think you'll be doing much sailing for a while.

[for_ten_minutes]

Why do you say that?

[every_damn_day]

Well, I suppose you could sail. In circles. On the lake. But it's getting pretty crowded in there.

[for_ten_minutes]

No thanks, I'm too old and too piratey for the paddleboats. Which way is shore?

[buffleheaded]

No way!

[for_ten_minutes]

Why not?

[buffleheaded]

Capsizing.

[for_ten_minutes]

Let's wait until I get a ship before we start talking about it capsizing, okay?

[mud_on_lace]

You can't leave.

[for_ten_minutes]

Why do people keep saying that?

[mud_on_lace]

Because it's true.

[for_ten_minutes]

But why?

[canhandleatool]

...I've never heard of you before.

[for_ten_minutes]

Sure you have! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, multiple-defeater of the dread pirate LeChuck! Discoverer of the legendary treasure Big Whoop! Able to hold my breath for ten minutes! Your movie was plagiarized from my game!

[canhandleatool]

Well, that all sounds very impressive, but I've still never heard of you.

[for_ten_minutes]

Who are you, then?