[at the archery range!]

[redrisngphoenix]

[at the archery range, there is a very irritated-looking Chinese man with a bow, shooting arrows at his laptop~]

[for its part, the laptop is squealing annoying music at the top of its speakers!]

stupid aksjds laptop... thought we were cool.... skdjsdkj[*ARROW

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[redrisngphoenix]

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone~~~

[redrisngphoenix]

*twinkle... twinkle... little star... DAVID? NO DAVID DDDDDDDDDD:*

I could take all the face paint off
And get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 pound axe
And stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd fu--

[redrisngphoenix]

*and at this, a pick-up truck full of hounddogs drives into the flaming laptop*

*the entire thing barrels into the lake in a flaming ball of fire*

*just. Drops the bow. WTF*