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[onthenightroad]

...it could be a game, you know? Like arranging a scavenger hunt or oh god why--

OKAY CAMP, I WENT TO BED WITH TWO KIDNEYS AND I WOKE UP WITH ONE.

HELP WANTED. ALSO, LIKE ALWAYS, DON'T EAT THE SOUP TOMORROW. JUST IN CASE.

((TRUE FACTS: Abel Nightroad has sustained no external injuries.

EDIT: HOKAY FOLKS slowing down a little, ping me on IRC or

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[onthenightroad]

YES, REALLY. COMPLETELY TRUE. CHECK PAGE 606

[onthenightroad]

That's 'cause you can live with only one kidney, ergo kidney transplants. But, you know, I'm very much not fine because my kidney has been removed without prior consent and very likely not for the greater good.

[wily_serpent]

[is just. somewhere. off to the side. facepalming quietly.]

[onthenightroad]

Crooooowley

[wily_serpent]

[siiighs]

What.

[onthenightroad]

It's really really gone! And I don't know where it is or where they might have put it or if it, I, um--

[office_ranger]

Are you sure it was your kidney, Father Nightroad?

[onthenightroad]

Absolutely positive. You can take a look for yourself if you really wanted to.

[office_ranger]

I'll pass.

Your, ah. Kidney. Does it have any distinguishing characteristics?

[onthenightroad]

...well, it looks like a kidney. It's probably still warm, don't ask me how. It's in quite good condition and may possibly respond to the name...well, never mind.

[noarmyatmyback]

*jesus christ what.*

[onthenightroad]

...

Um!

[noarmyatmyback]

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[onthenightroad]

I didn't do anything! I woke up and it was gone! My right kidney is VERY LONELY right now and I am freaking out because unless it was very carefully and surgically removed I'm going to have a very nasty experience before the day is out.

[anyposition]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT >|

...WHAT.

[onthenightroad]

My kidney's missing.

[anyposition]

You checked under yer bed?

[onthenightroad]

YES. I scoured my room and then the entire church. So far? Nothing.