[somewhere in the woods]

[rafalzokusenshi]

[somewhere far, far away from Captain slavelabor Planet and his sapling brigade, a young man with funny hair is practicing dodging flying tree limbs and using his awesome powers of AWESOME to cut things! DX]

[you know you want to bug/poke/spar with/stare at him! :Db YES AUDIENCE, YOU TOO. ISN'T HIS HAIR SEXY]

Comments

[onthebattlfield]

... *demon ping!*

[rafalzokusenshi]

*la la la, cutting down limbs laaaaa~ 8D*

[onthebattlfield]

*you may or may not mean harm to humans, but to be on the safe side, here, have a gun pointed at you. :D*

An impressive display.

[rafalzokusenshi]

*no, no, these are trees. Evil touchy-feely trees D:*

Huh? Oh, thanks, I'm just...

...practicing?

[rollerdragon]

Yeah, way to represent! It's time to bring hair metal back!

[rafalzokusenshi]

Yeah! I always thought Quiet Riot was way underappreciated!

[rafalzokusenshi]

...

I mean.

I don't know what you're talking about.

[blue_cage]

*long phallic object audience ping!*

[rafalzokusenshi]

*blink - another one? :o*

[blue_cage]

That's a mighty impressive - sword.

[rafalzokusenshi]

Thanks! I think it's pretty awesome, myself!

[drinkmehurd]

[suddenly hanging upside down from one of the trees you are attacking.]

...oi.

[rafalzokusenshi]

*:o*

Whoa!

What're you doing up there?

[drinkmehurd]

Nest of toucans. I was checking it out.

[rafalzokusenshi]

Isn't that a little dangerous?

[right_hand_of]

...what'd you do, hit a electric socket with your toe?

[rafalzokusenshi]

It just turns out this way, for some reason.

[right_hand_of]

Very eighties, let me tell you.

[rafalzokusenshi]

S'what I've been told.

At least I get killer guitar solos?