[intro!]

[dotdotdotdammit]

[just outside the mess hall, there is a TALL DARK AND TOTALLY BADASS NINJA. really. badass. which is why he's currently being topped by cute, fuzzy moogles.]

-- I said GET THE HELL OFF ME! Off! Off, dammit!

[OOC: Stats/permissions here, crit post here, new character WHOO. \o/]

Comments

[summon_a_carol]

HEY! Don't talk to them like that!

[summon_a_carol]

[my bitches do well at protecting me from MEAN ADULTS]

What's your name, anyway?

[dotdotdotdammit]

[YES THEY DO]

Kurogane.

[summon_a_carol]

[curtseys]

Eiko Carol.

[a-and then smacks him with his flute.]

And don't you forget it!

[dotdotdotdammit]

[o-ow topped :(]

Who said I was gonna forget it?

[summon_a_carol]

[\o/]

You have that look about you. So I'm making sure you remember me.

[dotdotdotdammit]

I'll remember it just fine, you tiny bitch.

[summon_a_carol]

Didn't your parents teach you how to talk to a lady?

[dotdotdotdammit]

Yeah. They did.

[summon_a_carol]

...are you going to start angsting? Because this is an angst-free zone and I will hit you with my flute.

[dotdotdotdammit]

What? That wasn't angst!

[summon_a_carol]

I know your type! You go all quiet and broody and "leave me alone I have to sulk".

[dotdotdotdammit]

I'll show you broody, you little -- !

[summon_a_carol]

I guess that's better. We'll have to work on that.

[dotdotdotdammit]

Like hell we will.

[summon_a_carol]

We will. Because otherwise the moogles will never leave you alone and I don't want you hurting them. Ever.