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[tasteslikeash]

[It's a quiet night in Camp Fuck You Die. The sort where it's actually easy to fall asleep for once -- none of the more common noise of toucans chatting with each other or zombies at your door. It's their day off you see. Until--]

Oh my god STOP TOUCHING ME!!

[This is quickly followed by an explosion out by the mafia cave.]

Comments

[hitme_baby]

*startles awake and falls outta bed* EH?!

[tasteslikeash]

--Boss!

[hitme_baby]

*sits up and rubs his eyes* I heard yelling.

[tasteslikeash]

It's the Cavallone bastard's fault.

[helloinjapan]

[whimper whimper whimper ;;]

[sowhipped]

--Are you alright?

[helloinjapan]

S-s-s-something exploded . . .

[sowhipped]

Oh, yeah, sorry that it took you by surprise.

[im_impulse]

Huh. I coulda sworn the Caves of Despair and/or Fighting Stuff were over on the other side of camp...

[tasteslikeash]

Different caves, genius.

[im_impulse]

That's what I thought! So wait, then what's touching you?

[tasteslikeash]

The shitty Cavallone here.

[otakuisms]

Such an entrance worthy of the infamous "Smokin' Bomb."

[tasteslikeash]

. . . What family are you with?

[otakuisms]

Izumi.

[tasteslikeash]

Never heard of that.

[soundslikepi]

Gokudera?

[tasteslikeash]

WHAT

[soundslikepi]

What do you mean WHAT? What are you yelling about?

[tasteslikeash]

That bastard can't keep his hands to himself!