Heh, so that's how they greet new people here is it? Would anyone care to explain this?
Welcome to Camp Fuck U Die, Ko Yongha!
After observering your ninja efforts, camp has deteremined that you exhibit excessively lustful characteristics that warrant continual supervision. For that reason, we would like you to warmly welcome your new friend, Bessy the surveilliance cowbot!
We're sure you two will have lots of fun times together,
Camp Fuck U Die
Miss Bessy, I'm charmed, but I don't think this is necessary.
((OOC: Context goes
here, also incredibly belated intropost is get!))