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[in the middle of camp, there is a runway. these things happen! are those spotlights illuminating it from the nearby trees? where's that music coming from? a place like this shouldn't have surround sound! IS THIS PROSE?!]
LADIIIIIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEN! THE SUMMER SEASON OF FASHION IS HERE!
Is there someone's eye you want to catch~? Maybe you've locked eyes with a certain special someone over the head of a walrus in the onsen? Brushed up against someone during a boss battle and couldn't get them out of your mind? Gore is so difficult to get out of polyblends . . . be safe this summer and go cotton! Wondering how to make them stop and say "She's just as sexy today as the day we were in mortal danger!" Well, look no further! This summer's fresh new style is white-hot and beach-steamy! Yuuna-chan is wearing a--
Yuuna-chan! Why didn't you put it on?! I'm wearing it!
LADIIIIIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEN! THE SUMMER SEASON OF FASHION IS HERE!
Is there someone's eye you want to catch~? Maybe you've locked eyes with a certain special someone over the head of a walrus in the onsen? Brushed up against someone during a boss battle and couldn't get them out of your mind? Gore is so difficult to get out of polyblends . . . be safe this summer and go cotton! Wondering how to make them stop and say "She's just as sexy today as the day we were in mortal danger!" Well, look no further! This summer's fresh new style is white-hot and beach-steamy! Yuuna-chan is wearing a--
Yuuna-chan! Why didn't you put it on?! I'm wearing it!
