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[the_kings_eyes]

[Somewhere in the woods, where previously there had been earth, and ferns, and possibly a small tree or two, there is ground no longer. Instead... there a hole. And inside this hole is one (1) very large pair of pants. Come. Be entangled in the gaping pants-pit.]

(OOC- I blame IRC for everything. PS- This is a general post; please mingle amongst

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[youllgoblind]

*o holes, why am I so drawn to them*

[youllgoblind]

Do you think we have what it takes to face them? Are you ready for a crab battle?

[mooning_you]

I think so! It's not like I'm fighting a monster or some demon!

[omg ilu ♥♥♥]

[youllgoblind]

We could be talking about monstrous, demonic crabs. We may need a priest.

[mooning_you]

But where are we gonna find one at this hour and in someone's pants?

[youllgoblind]

Can't we order one? Like a pizza? --A priesta???

[mooning_you]

They have lots in Vegas! I think they wouldn't mind shipping one over to us!

[youllgoblind]

Definitely! I guess we'd have to leave a tip for the waitress, but the priest should be free!

[mooning_you]

Along with the bread and refills, right?

[youllgoblind]

And extra syrup!

[mooning_you]

Wait, you had to pay for that? What a rip-off!

[youllgoblind]

Depends on how much extra you wanted...and how much the waitress liked you. I don't think she liked me very much...

[mooning_you]

It's okay. I'd give you all the free syrup you want. [pat on shoulder] Besides, you don't need more than a bottle, right?

[youllgoblind]

Of course not. And thanks, Usagi! I'd be sure to give you a really big tip.

[mooning_you]

[laughing] Score! I think I could make a pretty good waitress!

[youllgoblind]

Definitely, you're so cute and friendly, everyone would want you to come serve them! You could probably get rollerskates, too!