ACROSS's latest venture into the wacky world of capitalism
[And so, Excel has set up a nice little booth, behind which is a giant pile of Pokeballs and a colorful banner:]
FREE POKEYMANS: $10
((COME GET UR POKEMON. Excel will hand you a random Pokeball, and you get to say what Poke is in it! And if you don't want to barter with her or give her money... I dunno, steal one or something. Also, that is my real friends code in case anybyody wants to trade or battle or take a free Koffing. I HAVE LIKE TEN THOUSAND KOFFINGS, GUYS. YOU'D BE DOING ME A FAVOR.))
FREE POKEYMANS: $10
((COME GET UR POKEMON. Excel will hand you a random Pokeball, and you get to say what Poke is in it! And if you don't want to barter with her or give her money... I dunno, steal one or something. Also, that is my real friends code in case anybyody wants to trade or battle or take a free Koffing. I HAVE LIKE TEN THOUSAND KOFFINGS, GUYS. YOU'D BE DOING ME A FAVOR.))