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[bisexual_orchid]

Ah, spring. The birds are singing, the trees are mating, and persons everywhere with allergies are getting... pollen in their eyes.

Somehow, it's a little more annoying at camp than at any other world so far. I can't imagine why.

...Yes, yes, plants. Carry on. [SIGH.]

Comments

[cardoperatedboy]

EW.

[bisexual_orchid]

Oh, that's right, isn't it? A doll like you hasn't been outside enough to know all the little details of how nature works, has he? Being outside of the natural as you are.

[cardoperatedboy]

What does that have to do with anything? If it's gross, it's gross!

[bisexual_orchid]

Given your own creation, I suppose it's no surprise that you find simple facts of nature to be abhorrent.

[gunsmoking]

Treeeeeeees~~!

[bisexual_orchid]

...Yeeeeeeees?

[gunsmoking]

I love green stuff!

[bisexual_orchid]

Always a sign of good taste.

[ass_guardian]

You might try some allergy medicine.

[bisexual_orchid]

Oh, I'm not allergic. "Wiccan", wasn't it? It's been some time.

[ass_guardian]

Well, you were talking about how annoying it was. And yeah, I guess so.

[bisexual_orchid]

Well. Yes, I was. What does that have to do with allergies? Of all things, I wouldn't be allergic to flowers.

[withoutwiings]

[sneezes, then waves away some of the pollen that's floating around her]

... Never liked flowers and that kind of stuff much.

[bisexual_orchid]

Oh dear. Allergies?

[withoutwiings]

Nah, that's not the reason! They're just kinda too feminine for me, y'know? Sports are more my thing.

[bisexual_orchid]

What's so feminine about flowers, though?

[vegan_megan]

*up inna tree, maybe the tree next to you?*

Could it be that you sound a bit bitter?

[bisexual_orchid]

[glances up]

Me? Bitter?

[vegan_megan]

*glances down*

Yes, I thought I was sensing a vibe of bitterness here. Of course I could be totally wrong.

[bisexual_orchid]

I can't imagine where you'd be sensing such a thing.