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[vore_crimes]

Right. In numbered list:

1. Why the hell am I missing a week?

2. Boys' six, I'm moving out. Moved, I guess. Which means you're no longer off the menu.

3. On that note:

I'm hungry. Who wants to volunteer to be dinner?

Comments

[cock_my_gun]

...

I'll pass, thanks.

[vore_crimes]

You sure?

[cock_my_gun]

I'm preeeetty sure I don't taste any good.

An' there's the whole y'know, bein' eaten thing.

[vore_crimes]

I'm pretty sure you taste great, actually.

Well, yeah, but you save, right?

[height_rule]

You actually think someone will volunteer?

[vore_crimes]

I think it's a pretty high chance, yeah.

[height_rule]

Bet you the one's that do taste bad.

[vore_crimes]

Pretty sure you're wrong about that. You won't believe what I've eaten in my time.

[angelamourpeach]

Are you serious?!

[vore_crimes]

Dead serious.

[angelamourpeach]

Mou... I could bake you some cookies like before...

[vore_crimes]

Look, cookies are good and all, but they don't compare to a good blood-rare rat bastard cursing your name as he dies.

[rafalzokusenshi]

I'd volunteer, but I'm... stringy. And also full of poison. Err.

[vore_crimes]

I don't mind stringy. And I can just take a dis-poison. So, then-?

[rafalzokusenshi]

Err... I have no soul?

[vore_crimes]

What, really?

[for_the_yeah]

You're talking to a cow, right?

[vore_crimes]

Some of 'em sure are some bitch-ass cows, yeah.

[for_the_yeah]

...dog...donkey...cows?

[vore_crimes]

I've eaten some of those before, yeah. So do you wanna or not?