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[hot4shoes]

This is boring! And it doesn't make any sense. I'm going for a walk.

[...yes, Cher is going for a walk. Meet her about the place!]

Comments

[as_apple_pie]

Hey, Cher.

[as_apple_pie]

I doubt it's premonition. I mean, I was entrusted with a wardrobe of kilts by the janitor so I could "rediscover my masculinity" or something similar.

[hot4shoes]

...What?

[as_apple_pie]

You remember that video my computer posted, right? The "Cuppycake" one? He took one look at it and assumed the worst. At that point, I was fairly sick of arguing with anyone, so I just went along with it. "Oh, I'm suddenly cured."

It backfired.

[hot4shoes]

Ew! You poor thing.

[as_apple_pie]

Do you know what goes well with kilts? I may as well humor him once since he went through the trouble. It seemed to mean a lot to him.

[hot4shoes]

Maybe a suit jacket? Scottish guys are always wearing kilts with suit jackets in British award shoes.

[as_apple_pie]

...Hm. I think I can manage that.

[hot4shoes]

It could look cool.

[as_apple_pie]

If by "cool" you mean "utterly ridiculous"...

[hot4shoes]

Oh, please, like you could possibly look half as ridiculous as that guy with the bad teeth that doesn't realise the sixties are over.

[as_apple_pie]

..................What?

[hot4shoes]

That guy over there! He is wearing spots with stripes. It's so awful.

[as_apple_pie]

*peeeeeeeeeeeer*

[as_apple_pie]

----------!!

....That's--

[hot4shoes]

It's?