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[skyentific]

Heeeeeeeeeeere Miss von Karma kitty sir~ Does the prosecutor want a treat~?

[OOC: TEMPTING LAWYERS WITH CATNIP = ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA. p.s. franziska will probably bite you. don't worry, it builds character.]

Comments

[harmonic_tremor]

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[skyentific]

You're the fourth person who's said something almost exactly like that! Have a little faith!

[harmonic_tremor]

All right, then. Giving you the benefit of the doubt about whether or not it's a good idea, what do you think it will achieve?

[skyentific]

It's a temporary distraction!

[hastwolawyers]

Hey guys what's going on?

[euphiemisms]

Do you have any string? Cats always want to know what's going on in a thread.

[hastwolawyers]

I think I have some string! I always keep some in case I run into an adorable animal around here!

[euphiemisms]

If we're thinking of the same person, she was a little too concerned with dead birds to be adorible...

[euphiemisms]

I tried something like that with Albert, but he wasn't hungry...

[skyentific]

Miss von Karma is always hungry! Hungry for justice!

[euphiemisms]

That sounds very filling.

[skyentific]

... and now she's going to dine on my innocent young flesh!

[betterthangeico]

...what are you giving her?

[skyentific]

So um I thought that catnip would be a good idea but apparently it wasn't and maybe I should've thought things through better and I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.

[betterthangeico]

There's no shame in running for your life, Ema.

[skyentific]

You can't run from a von Karma kitty! All you can do is pray that they kill you quickly!

[itsmydesire]

. . .

[skyentific]

[can't talk, getting mauled by catgirl]

[itsmydesire]

. . . That's not what happened to Edward.

[that_devo_song]

How dare you presume to stare at me with such eyes! RETRACT THEM IMMEDIATELY!