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[ass_guardian]

*Today's oddity near the Mess Hall is a levitating superhero surrounded in dancing blue light. For some time now, he's just been floating there, staring intensely at the ground. One might even think that he's trying to watch the grass grow. But no. He's simply there, obviously trying to concentrate on something...but nothing is happening.*

. . .

. . .I want it to grow.

*Cue a single blade of grass growing to massive proportions, looking like it isn't going to stop anytime soon.*