*I have CANDY children. You know you want it.*

[artist_of_anger]

[At first, the noise is but a faint humming from the western woods. For each passing moment the humming grows and grows until it is a loud rumbling, like a mudslide or avalanche it draws nearer and nearer with no indications of slowing down. And then they burst forward: A vast procession of mining carts careening towards Boys Cabin One until they

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[fingeroflife]

*Jak's coming back to camp in spectacular fashion. must be Tuesday. Personal raincloud, get?*

[worthtempting]

[yeah, she's just really, really happy to see you happy]

He really gets summoned into all the interesting pocket worlds, doesn't he?

[fingeroflife]

He does. It seems to be camp's favorite effect, for him.

[worthtempting]

...I think I am suddenly grateful that camp doesn't have a favorite effect for me.

[fingeroflife]

As am I, I think.

[artist_of_anger]

*Solemn wave to the widdle Gargamel before heading around the cabin. Clean time awaits.*

[worthtempting]

[and returned! i'mma chill here with my brother and wait for your less stenchful return, k?]

[artist_of_anger]

*Back now. Doing this thing that your brohter and I do, where we sit and communicate via meaningful silences. It's awesome.*

[worthtempting]

[o, you men and your wacky non-talking]

Feeling better?

[artist_of_anger]

*It's a testosterone thing*

Clean, whole, and clothed. Yeah... I'm better alright.

[worthtempting]

[tried that testosterone stuff. I think I'll stick with my girlparts]

Certainly better than the last time I witnessed your return, anyway. You seem to have terrible luck with these things.

[artist_of_anger]

I admit that being covered in sticky goo is better than being burned alive, but this world was no cakewalk either.

[worthtempting]

I'd think malnutrition would be a concern, at very least.

[artist_of_anger]

Yeah... not that they didn't try...

[worthtempting]

They didn't try...?

[artist_of_anger]

The candypeople. *Pointing to candies in carts.* Couldn't take no for an answer, always wanted me to take just one more bite...