Mar 09, 2007 19:22
I'm going to suggest everyone stay at least thirty feet from the medical hut for the next day and a half. I spent the last three hours as an armadillo. That's not why I'm posting, though! Despite all the time I've been spending cooped up lately, Daddy has noticed the arrival of new campers and now extends his own welcome to you all! As the Official Multi-Purpose Father Stand-In, I, Kurosaki Isshin, will be more than happy to help any of you who need a little paternal affection, guidance, and training! And please keep in mind that your situation will more than likely not warrant the part after this, I think it's very important to mention that.
Attention: all members of the Kurosaki family! Please come welcome your three newest relatives!
Until further notice, you are to refer to Roy Mustang as Great Aunt Sally, Edward Elric as Cousin Shortcake, and Alphonse Elric as Cousin Dumpling! Great Aunt Sally will become Aunt Sally when he's stopped being an invalid! Original names will be granted when Izumi Curtis herself declares satisfaction with the quantity and quality of information they have shared with her! My decision is final!
((HITTING THE HAY NOW OMG but keep mingling and calling Roy Sally and I'll be back tomorrow. BACK ♥))