Sick and wrong!

[littlestsoldier]

What the hell did I do to deserve this?!

((OOC: Camp hates Michael. Hence it has decided to force him into a Hooters uniform.))

Comments

[youllgoblind]

...Somehow it seems like it's missing something.

[littlestsoldier]

Yeah, fucking breasts for one thing! Thank god.

[youllgoblind]

Is it really that much of a blessing? At least then you'd be hot. As it is now, you just look ridiculous.

[littlestsoldier]

I'd rather look ridiculous than have you think of me as 'hot'.

[sillyrabitricks]

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[littlestsoldier]

I wouldn't be laughing, Princess.

[sillyrabitricks]

Be nice to me, I got jumped on by a tiny lesbian.

[littlestsoldier]

And here I thought that'd be the sorta thing you'd enjoy.

[marezydoats]

Deserve what?

[littlestsoldier]

*motions at outfit* I'm being punished for nothing.

[marezydoats]

It's a little tacky, but the outfit's not that bad. Why do you think you're being punished if you didn't do anything?

[littlestsoldier]

It's gotta be. I mean, look at me.

[im_impulse]

What happened? You don't have a third eye anywhere, gyp.

[littlestsoldier]

...third eye? what the hell are you talking about?!

[im_impulse]

That's what I'm saying! You're not a giant monkey, you don't have a third eye, so what happened to you that you didn't deserve?

[littlestsoldier]

I'm in a fucking Hooter's girl uniform.

[the_wildcat]

[TRYING TO SHOVE BALLOONS DOWN YOUR SHIRT]

[littlestsoldier]

WHAT THE HELL, YOU PSYCHO!!! STOP, CEASE, DESIST!!! *shoving away*

[the_wildcat]

NEEDS BOOBS! Hahahah, this is HILARIOUS

[littlestsoldier]

Does NOT need boobs and not it's NOT!!!!