Fashionably late.

Jan 12, 2007 19:32

*The top of the hospital is momentarily enshrouded with smoke.*

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the A+ paper that throws off the entire grade curve. I am--

*smoke clears*

Darkwing Duck!

*pause for effect*

See, that is the dramatic reveal, a must-have for any hero and crucial to frightening the feathers off of fearsome fiends. Of course, it takes years of pra*slips*

*THUD*

...ow. S--see, an inexperienced person could get really hurt doing that. *cracks his spine back in place*

Now I know you kids are raring to go out and fight crime, but it's not that simple. And as your Heroic Mentor, I'll be teaching you the heart of being a hero, not how to kick tailfeathers. My insurance won't cover that.

((OOC: BED NOW. Will pick up threads tomorrow, feel free to keep commenting, it's not like I can stop you.))
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