Jan 12, 2007 19:32
*The top of the hospital is momentarily enshrouded with smoke.*
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the A+ paper that throws off the entire grade curve. I am--
*smoke clears*
Darkwing Duck!
*pause for effect*
See, that is the dramatic reveal, a must-have for any hero and crucial to frightening the feathers off of fearsome fiends. Of course, it takes years of pra*slips*
*THUD*
...ow. S--see, an inexperienced person could get really hurt doing that. *cracks his spine back in place*
Now I know you kids are raring to go out and fight crime, but it's not that simple. And as your Heroic Mentor, I'll be teaching you the heart of being a hero, not how to kick tailfeathers. My insurance won't cover that.
((OOC: BED NOW. Will pick up threads tomorrow, feel free to keep commenting, it's not like I can stop you.))