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...so what're you supposed to do when you buy someone from an auction anyway? I was thinking FOOT MASSAGES and that thing where they put cucumbers on your eyes, but Asta told me once that kind of thing was girly. I mean demeaning. But also girly. For a man with any manly dignity whatsoever. In the interest of being a man with manly dignity I probably won't do that, then. Note word choice. Probably. I still have eleven hours and fifty-nine minutes to change my mind. Fifty-eight.
I don't remember how many ice cream sundaes I bid so I probably made too many, so if anyone wants some I set up a long table by the chocolate well in case you want extra syrup or something. But don't eat too many, okay? For one, you'll get fat, and for another you'll get cold because eating ice cream in the winter isn't that great an idea and the chill will go straight to your spine and you'll catch pneumonia and die ✯ Also I've only had six and I'll probably get hungry again soon, and Albert will probably want some too since I paid for him with them, so all in all it's really best to err on the side of caution!
I don't remember how many ice cream sundaes I bid so I probably made too many, so if anyone wants some I set up a long table by the chocolate well in case you want extra syrup or something. But don't eat too many, okay? For one, you'll get fat, and for another you'll get cold because eating ice cream in the winter isn't that great an idea and the chill will go straight to your spine and you'll catch pneumonia and die ✯ Also I've only had six and I'll probably get hungry again soon, and Albert will probably want some too since I paid for him with them, so all in all it's really best to err on the side of caution!