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Right, think I might go about this differently, see how it goes.
In case you didn't know already, or you're new, I'm Wolfwood. A more obscure piece of info is that I'm your firearms instructor. Yes, I know, I don't do lessons very often. I'm getting to that. Anyway, that's my job and I'm available to do it pretty much any time, if you need one on one instruction. Just ask.
Buuut, obviously, I don't do my job much. Why? Well, just take a look at everyone here and you'll guess why. I've found that most kids here either have their own crazy powers and don't need guns, or know how to use them and don't need instructing. Which is fine, dandy, go nuts. But there's usually at least one or two of you who're given your shotguns at the door and don't know how to use them, and actually want to. So. Guess this is a kind of sign-up deal here so I know how many people do need to or want to learn how to handle their shotguns, or whatever other kinds of guns you have in your possession.
As per usual, I don't teach anyone under thirteen. If you're some other kind of species that ages funny, just... work it out yourselves, or something. Basically I don't teach young kids. Also, no cats. If you're psycho, I'll decide on a case-by-case basis whether it's worth teaching you how to blow holes in things.
And before anyone points it out, don't bother. I did notice that I woke up a woman today.
((ETA: having dinner, back shortly and back~ Bed for me, will be back tomorrow.))
In case you didn't know already, or you're new, I'm Wolfwood. A more obscure piece of info is that I'm your firearms instructor. Yes, I know, I don't do lessons very often. I'm getting to that. Anyway, that's my job and I'm available to do it pretty much any time, if you need one on one instruction. Just ask.
Buuut, obviously, I don't do my job much. Why? Well, just take a look at everyone here and you'll guess why. I've found that most kids here either have their own crazy powers and don't need guns, or know how to use them and don't need instructing. Which is fine, dandy, go nuts. But there's usually at least one or two of you who're given your shotguns at the door and don't know how to use them, and actually want to. So. Guess this is a kind of sign-up deal here so I know how many people do need to or want to learn how to handle their shotguns, or whatever other kinds of guns you have in your possession.
As per usual, I don't teach anyone under thirteen. If you're some other kind of species that ages funny, just... work it out yourselves, or something. Basically I don't teach young kids. Also, no cats. If you're psycho, I'll decide on a case-by-case basis whether it's worth teaching you how to blow holes in things.
And before anyone points it out, don't bother. I did notice that I woke up a woman today.
((ETA: having dinner, back shortly and back~ Bed for me, will be back tomorrow.))