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[sisterskeeper]

While I am aware that I do seem to contract every camp virus that comes to camp - as long as it possesses the potential to humiliate me, mind - I am quite sure that there are some that I will never get.

As such, would anyone know how to convince the zombies that no, I'm really not getting married and especially not to one of them

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[bad_addict]

Do some of the zombies require a bit of persuasion, Doctor?

[sisterskeeper]

Hm, yes. Of the violent kind, I'm afraid.

[bad_addict]

I just hate it when people have to go and force my hand like this.

Where's the trouble happening?

[sisterskeeper]

Just outside Canada.

[runningmouth]

Does this virus come with cake?

[sisterskeeper]

...yes, you can eat the cake prepared by the rotting corpses.

[runningmouth]

Can't the groom's side prepare it? or that kid with the underpants on his head?

[sisterskeeper]

The groom doesn't have a side; he's not participating in the farce.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

. . .

[sisterskeeper]

I can't explain it.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

*it's your lucky day, I won't even bother to hide the fact that I'm outright laughing at you*

[sisterskeeper]

You know, I'm quite sure that the zombies have no taboo against polygamy.

[sisterskeeper]

Although that would explain the soaring divorce rate, normally, no.

[sisterskeeper]

I'm not marrying Kaylee either. Why does everyone think that?

[wonderlandstyle]

You could marry someone else temporarily? Provided the zombies believe in monogamy.

...that may not work out.

[sisterskeeper]

I'm not convinced that they do. This is camp, after all, where half of the "audience members" are married to multiple people.

[wonderlandstyle]

Although the audience members tend to be livelier!

...hm. Would a barrier help? I mean, it won't keep them away, but they won't be able to touch you.

[sisterskeeper]

Uh, oh, no, I couldn't ask that of you.