...right. Camp. If you've got a minute.
There's a cactus running around wearing a little pink hat. It's actually a her, and her name is Hina-chan. She hatched from that egg...
She looks like this.
...she doesn't take after me much. But still cute. I guess.
Incidentally she's also extremely dangerous, so if you locate her, you're going to want to find me immediately instead of...trying to approach her. She has this thing about needles, you see. Shooting them at people. And, well. I don't really know how to put this.
But if you have less than a thousand hit points, it's not a good idea to provoke her.
...I have no idea, either. Chances are, though, you don't have over a thousand hit points. Or more than a couple thousand. Just...look, I'm not really in the mood to feel guilty about someone meeting his or her swift end because I carried around an egg for a week, and I'm sure no one's in any real mood for doing some dying, so just heed my advice, why don't you.
Really, it's easier if you think of it as less a killing spree and more of a phase. That kind of proactive rebel phase. I'm sure the separation anxiety'll get to her soon enough and she'll...
...
Anyway, if you find her, please let me know.
((OH SNAP image by Mamori because I love her to pieces, that I do. Sexy Cactuar!))