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[snakesonanin]

So I've been here, like... four and a half months. Or five. Something like that! I originally came here to do a job, albeit a pretty stupid one, and lately, I can't help but feel I've been failing you kids! I'll be picking up the slack AND VIOLENCE, and also maybe doing another disciplinary class, 'cause the last one hurt so good, baby

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[the_neck_up]

Not answering this poll. Totally not answering this poll.

[the_neck_up]

WHAT

[the_wildcat]

I SAW IT, ARNIE, YOUR PANTS ARE GAY

[the_neck_up]

...

[the_wildcat]

[snakesonanin]

TOO BAD! You looked better in a skirt, anyway.

[the_neck_up]

I hate to break it to you, NO ONE looks good in fishnet.

[snakesonanin]

What about if I got a super hot guy in them? WOULD YOU LIKE IT THEN?

[the_neck_up]

... I'M NOT GAY

[snakesonanin]

QUICK, SOMEONE GO GET AN ARMY OF FISHNET-CLAD MEN.

WHERE IS ITACHI?!

[the_neck_up]

Please, not on MY account.

[snakesonanin]

So you don't like men.

You like LITTLE BOYS?

[the_neck_up]

I DO NOT

[snakesonanin]

THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THE FEATHER ON YOUR PANTS, HUH? The kids'll think it's all shiny and want to play with it.

[the_neck_up]

That's not true!

[snakesonanin]

AND WHEN THEY GO TO GRAB IT....

TERROR!