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[sexy_roach]

ATTENTION CAMP

WE FIND YOUR LACK OF STRIPPERS...

DISTURBING.

Sincerely,
Madarame Ikkaku and Sha Gojyo

ETA: DEAR CAMP:

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE TO NOT BE JUDGING AND/OR MOCKING OUR PAIN. AS IKKAKU SAID, WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYONE. FAIL, CAMP. JUST-- FAIL.

Comments

[insertbaldjoke]

IS THIS TRAGEDY?

[wingsinthedust]

A lack of strippers is tragic?

...what's a stripper?

[sexy_roach]

It's someone who gets na--

[sexy_roach]

...

[wingsinthedust]

*waiting expectantly*

...do they give people feelings of love? Where they need it most, as he says?

[sexy_roach]

...

Yeeaaaah, well. Depends on who you ask, I guess.

[wingsinthedust]

I am asking you.

[sexy_roach]

...

Yes, strippers give me feelings of love where I need them most.

[wingsinthedust]

How, may I ask?

[sexy_roach]

Um... like. When you see something, or someone you like a lot... uhh...

[wingsinthedust]

*attentive listening, yes go on...*

[thelil_mermaid]

You'd want that someone to feel real comfortable without pants... is my guess, anyway!

[wingsinthedust]

People need to feel love most where their pants would be?

[thelil_mermaid]

Yeah, seems like that's what he's trying to say isn't it! So you always gotta show your love, Mytho!

[wingsinthedust]

If strippers make people comfortable by letting them remove their pants for comfort...

But what if there are people who love pants. And want to keep them on?

[thelil_mermaid]

Then that's some kinda repression I think. They're probably full of so much love they'd burst when they finally remove their pants!

--ha, sounds like Kakei and Fakir's got lots of love in their pants huh!