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[greenbeast__rar]

[setting: Camp Fuck You Die, the Cabin O' Love. An innocent, unsuspecting green-clad ninja strolls cheerfully into the building, whistling a happy tune. the cheerful little song cuts off abruptly as he walks into his bedroom

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[greenbeast__rar]

Oh, for the love of --

I'm almost eighteen.

[greenbeast__rar]

You don't think it'll become an epidemic, do you?

[greenbeast__rar]

The camp itself is bad enough!

[gettin_fired_up]

Since arrivin' here I've had two pairs of pants go missin'. TWO!

[gettin_fired_up]

Impossible! They had to be taken!

[gettin_fired_up]

I dunno. I've checked pretty much everywhere. I think they must've just disappeared. Camp musta known it'd distress me. My lucky soccer shorts an' my favorite jeans...

[gettin_fired_up]

Tell me about it......you haven't turned into a girl yet, have you?

[gettin_fired_up]

You will, trust me, everyone does eventually....