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[greenbeast__rar]

[setting: Camp Fuck You Die, the Cabin O' Love. An innocent, unsuspecting green-clad ninja strolls cheerfully into the building, whistling a happy tune. the cheerful little song cuts off abruptly as he walks into his bedroom...]

[and those of you in the area may notice a sound like millions of brain cells crying out in terror, and suddenly being silenced.]

[several minutes later...]

So.

Um.

Is anyone here missing any...

...p-panties?