Nov 01, 2006 18:06
[hey, where'd Lupin get a megaphone?]
The CFUD Porn Exchange, in Co-Operation with The Lost and Found Booth is proud to present...
Amazing Beautiful Magical Lucky Creamy Bathing Suit Contest 2006!
... creamy? Yeah, OK. Anywho, it's been way too long since the last camp beauty contest. Am I right? Of course I am. This year, however, Ikkaku and I thought there should be a little twist! What twist you ask?
You're making your bathing suits, ladies! And it has to be from stuff you find lying around your cabin. You gets points deducted the more actual material you use. Paper cups? Sure! Old copies of 'Zombie Life Weekly'? Why not! Ink pens? Yes plz. BIKINIS AUTOMATICALLY GET 5,000 POINTS. And the bouncing shiny Ikkaku sez: "AND OF COURSE NOTHING THAT ENDS MORE THAN X INCHES FROM THE KNEES UP. Just no alright go throw your own contest."
First prize is... WHATEVER YOU WANT. Well, within reason. Try to understand, I'm a magic man. Obviously there are some wishes I can't grant, but I'm a damn sneaky bastard when I want to be and you'd reaaaaaaally be surprised what I can do.
The contest will be this time a week from now.