I wonder...

[no_tannenbaum]

When I think about it, I wonder if perhaps, it would be best were there to be a course on self defense. Would anyone be interested in learning how to defend themselves from--

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Ah... Ignore that "instructional video." I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next person, but that is just silly. Come on, now. Fresh fruit? Who needs a

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[mother_issues]

I'd be up for real self defense, actually. Man, I love that one.

[gollumpanties]

What about pointed sticks?