I-I didn't write this! I don't say words like that!
To Whom It May Concern,
It has come to our attention that your dictionary, while unrivaled in content and quality, is sadly lacking a most essential definition:
cock.block \’käk-bläk \ v. To obstruct from reaching completion, esp. focusing on the male genitalia. - cock.block.er \-ər\ - n. A person that cockblocks. See also BIKKY
In our opinion, the omission of this word not only underscores a priggish mindset, it also caves to the overly-abused Politically Correct faction. We trust that your review committee will agree with our suggestion and take immediate steps to remedy the exclusion.
With Kind Regards,
Counselors and Campers
Camp Fuck You Die
Louisiana, USA
Buuut, it's not a bad idea...