(no subject)
"To my dearest Thor,
Brother, I do so hope thy sojourn in Midgard hath gone well, verily full of the adventure and excitement thou dost so senselessly ceaselessly crave. I pray thee, think nothing of an early return--rest assured, all's well in Asgard, for with thee gone our lord father hath permitted me to o'ersee a great many more matters of import... And so all will be in readiness for thine eventual reappearance. (Mine own preparations hath been most carefully laid, have no doubt~)
And to aid thee in prolonging thy pleasant journeyings, I send to thee this boon--a most wond'rous prophetic device. Doubtless 'twill be of great use to thee, for fit as thou'rt, dullard brother, well do I know thy 'thinking-muscle' is the least keenly-honed!
♥,
Loki~"
... how considerate. So--what manner of oracle is this?
((OOC-Yes, Thor now possesses the awesome power of that preeminent decision-making tool--the Magic 8-Ball. Come and marvel at it's omniscient precognitivism, and seek for the answers to your own quandaries--if you dare! Be aware, however, that it's from Loki, the Norse God of Mischief himself, and so may be a little off. Remember, questions should be posed as the yes-or-no variety to achieve the greatest accuracy.))
Brother, I do so hope thy sojourn in Midgard hath gone well, verily full of the adventure and excitement thou dost so senselessly ceaselessly crave. I pray thee, think nothing of an early return--rest assured, all's well in Asgard, for with thee gone our lord father hath permitted me to o'ersee a great many more matters of import... And so all will be in readiness for thine eventual reappearance. (Mine own preparations hath been most carefully laid, have no doubt~)
And to aid thee in prolonging thy pleasant journeyings, I send to thee this boon--a most wond'rous prophetic device. Doubtless 'twill be of great use to thee, for fit as thou'rt, dullard brother, well do I know thy 'thinking-muscle' is the least keenly-honed!
♥,
Loki~"
... how considerate. So--what manner of oracle is this?
((OOC-Yes, Thor now possesses the awesome power of that preeminent decision-making tool--the Magic 8-Ball. Come and marvel at it's omniscient precognitivism, and seek for the answers to your own quandaries--if you dare! Be aware, however, that it's from Loki, the Norse God of Mischief himself, and so may be a little off. Remember, questions should be posed as the yes-or-no variety to achieve the greatest accuracy.))