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[_mr_sandman]

Tenjou, we need to have a little chat about that picture of Uchiha you posted earlier beforeIhaveapanicattackbecauseIthinkitturnedmegay.

I believe I require your assistance with regard to something related to it.

That is all.

Also, this music hurts my ears. I may have to use zombie fingers for earplugs.

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[shinnanigans]

Don't worry, if I wasn't already interested in anything capable of patting me on the head, it would have turned me gay, too!

[_mr_sandman]

Somehow, this is not comforting to me.

WAIT WHAT I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL

[shinnanigans]

If it makes you feel better, you may still be bi! Go find boobies. Squeeze them. If it's fun, then you still like girls!

Maybe not as much as boys, but, y'know.

[_mr_sandman]

I will kill you.

[revolutiondyke]

I'M WORKING ON IT, DAMMIT!!

Does this help?

[_mr_sandman]

NO ARGHASIFHA SDFIHV VCPOJ XCvbzdfdf *fizzle*

[revolutiondyke]

FINE, I'M PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS.

If that doesn't make you straight... :(

[_mr_sandman]

Tenjou, run. Run as fast as yo--ACK

HAHAHAHA, ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU LET ME OUT, BITCH.

[iamalazybastard]

Good luck identifying your sexual orientation.

[anonymous]

*sings* If you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean 'cause HEY! We'd like you anyway...

[ore_no_kachi]

[OOC: Shit, I only JUST got that song out of my head. I hate you.]

[cfud_erk]

As long as you're still thinking about it, I can lead the tunnel to your cabin if you want...

[_mr_sandman]

...THINKING ABOUT WHAT?

[cfud_erk]

sexing me up. Ask your other half, you...thing.

[_mr_sandman]

I CAN'T. HE'S SULKING IN A CORNER BECAUSE I GET ALL THE LADIES.