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[mymotherthegun]

So wait... if mine is the only world with the legends of Sparda, why does everyone still celebrate Christmas?

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[im_impulse]

Carol said it was about faith and, um, not just Santa but a kid in a manger and a star overhead only it wasn't about a superpowers origin story it was part of her religion...

[mymotherthegun]

Manger?

[im_impulse]

Right! "Away in a manger no room for a bed~" that's what I remembered her singing. Lucky kid! He was probably surrounded by ponies and cuddly sheep right when he was born!

[mymotherthegun]

No, the Star is the light that led Sparda. Why would you have a holiday for a baby?

[devilneverdie]

Babe, I only just got done convincing some crazy chick I'm not santa.

[all_except_one]

*whoa ok, you're santa and the other one is an elf (or Mrs.Claus)*

[devilneverdie]

*no and no*

[all_except_one]

Do you kill demons and give presents?

[ultimatefanboy]

It's a religious holiday, Mary.

[mymotherthegun]

Without Sparda though?

[ultimatefanboy]

Er -- no, Sparda doesn't really exist, not in other worlds. It's originally supposed to celebrate the birth of a religious figure central to several faiths, like Christianity, but it's been highly commercialized since. A common Christmas figure now is Santa Claus -- a jolly, elderly obese man that sneaks into your house and leaves gifts for the children.

[mymotherthegun]

Santa doesn't curse bad children?

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . the legend of huh?

[mymotherthegun]

Sparda.

[toiletseat_girl]

Which is . . .?

[mymotherthegun]

A hero from my world.

[aint_a_cherry]

Because we like presents.

[mymotherthegun]

Yes. But... oh nevermind.

[aint_a_cherry]

The whole legend sounds like a load, anyway.

[mymotherthegun]

The legends of Sparda? Those are all true.