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[_superdork_]

Okay, so I'm in a swamp and it's gross and there are zombies here and I don't want to touch them 'cause this is my good t-shirt, so I climbed a tree instead. And someone better come get me, or I'll cry.

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[aint_a_cherry]

Oh, well, since it's your good t-shirt.

[aint_a_cherry]

So why's your sister deciding your budget, again?

[_superdork_]

Because when Daddy does it we eat pizza five days a week, and when Mommy does it she goes 'D:' a lot.

[aint_a_cherry]

What's wrong with eating pizza five days a week?

[_superdork_]

That many calories really isn't good for you.

[aint_a_cherry]

That so?

[_superdork_]

You could get fat and then you'll only ever get roles in comedies.

[aint_a_cherry]

Exercise.

[_superdork_]

I have ballet lessons twice a week.

[aint_a_cherry]

*snrk* Ballet?

[_superdork_]

It's good for your posture and your figure and if I don't make it as a movie star, I can be a world famous ballerina instead.

[aint_a_cherry]

Yeah, you can really get famous in that line of work.

[_superdork_]

I could be the first ballerina with superpowers. I bet then I'd be really famous.

[aint_a_cherry]

What, you've got superpowers?

[_superdork_]

Uh-huh.

[aint_a_cherry]

Geeze, seems like all the kids've got superpowers these days.