*a sedan sized tank emerges from the woods*
So this lady at the gate said since I don't need a shotgun that I can have this uniform instead and told me something about getting a Marksmanship Badge. She also said I'm not applicable for the Life Skills Badge so don't even try. But I can already recite the scouts honor! Wanna hear me try? Oooh! And see this knot I tied!
((New player wee! And yes, he thinks this is a boy scout camp. And also yes, that's my attempt at photoshopping a scout uniform onto a tank. Please say hello to the sentient mini-tank.
Edit: OMG My brain is dead. How do you guys keep this up? Mad Kudos.))