Vash's Weekly Weather! August 1st - 7th

Aug 01, 2006 21:47

HELLO CITIZENS OF CAMP BLEEP YOU DIE!!

Ah, remember me? Good! But I have to keep introducing myself until I meet everyone. My name if Vash the Stampede and I was... ahaha... hired (kidnapped! Horribly!) to be a counselor here. But ah... my assigned job is really unfitting, so I've decided to find something less insulting. And more useful too!

So, Camp! I bring you your very first of many WEEKLY WEATHER REPORTS to come!

AHEM.

Hopefully you don't need a weatherman to tell you about how today will be! Light, fat clouds dot the skies but the rest of the day will be as sunny as this morning. Wednesday and Thursday will see light showers and according to the ache in my left arm we can expect to see a monsoon hit by Friday.

Now listen up because this is very important. Colds can be dangerous, especially to the young and the elderly. I took the liberty of asking the store owner to stock up on rain coats, so if you're going to go out in bad weather, make sure you're prepared for it ahead of time!

Anyway, everything should be cleared up by Saturday evening, but a fourty percent chance of showers will carry into Sunday. Monday and the following Tuesday will be as clear and beautiful as today!

Expect temperature highs to be in the mid eighties all week with nightly lows of around seventy.

((OOC: Information on how Vash's Weekly Weather is absolutely not to be taken seriously goes HERE))
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