(no subject)
Before this announcement commences, I must apologize for the actions I am about to undertake immediately. Due to a situation beyond my immediate control, I must request that... that you suffer through this indignity, please. My sincerest guilt and apologies for making you bear this burden, camper and counselors alike.
Poll Camp kindly requests that you fill this out to the best of your knowledge, please.
Also, a private note from the director is included:
Again, I apologize sincerely for the disturbance. I do hope that you all have a nice night, children.
Questions may be asked in the appropriate areas.
Poll Camp kindly requests that you fill this out to the best of your knowledge, please.
Also, a private note from the director is included:
- Any higher being that controls any child or adult here would do well to have all of their auditioned and selected tolls complete this survey. Yes, even those who play the part of guardian for four or five of those attending, and those who only care for the counselors. Those who merely watch our games are limited to the selection of 'Audience,' and there will be a dire consequence awarded to whatever camp attendee that believes himself capable of passing himself off as merely a voyeur and not a participant. I am watching, children.
Again, I apologize sincerely for the disturbance. I do hope that you all have a nice night, children.
Questions may be asked in the appropriate areas.