*well it's night somewhere*
Right. So it says here on this…bloody nametag! Bugger this-! said there on that nametag that I’m your ‘Night Watchman’ or something like that.
*turns head to the left*
*turns head to the right*
There. It’s night. I watched. We’re done, right? And I better be getting paid for this.
Oh. And if any of us creepy creatures of darkness come out and kill you in your sleep, now that I’m done my watching and everything, try not’an bleed too much once you’re dead. If you would. Terrible waste and all.
*turns head to the left*
*turns head to the right*
There. It’s night. I watched. We’re done, right? And I better be getting paid for this.
Oh. And if any of us creepy creatures of darkness come out and kill you in your sleep, now that I’m done my watching and everything, try not’an bleed too much once you’re dead. If you would. Terrible waste and all.