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[sisterskeeper]

Doctor Ishida? I'm now aware of what Xenu is. And why the zombies keep following me. I'm not entirely sure who "Tom Cruise" is or why he would want to eat a placenta but the zombies seem to be - yes.

Does anyone have a spare shotgun I could borrow? Preferably before they make good their threats to kill me? I was doing so well in the "not

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[swiftamorato]

You needed a gun?

[sisterskeeper]

Preferably many, and very, very soon.

[swiftamorato]

*lolz shotgun*

You know, given the situation you should have made your message sound a little bit more urgent.

[sisterskeeper]

I didn't want to alarm anyone.

[anyposition]

*posts are for people who stay on their laptops all day stfu, irony*

Oi, Simon! You got those result y--

...

... 'Kay. So I'll make an appointment.

[cuebattlemusic]

*and congrats, Ranma, you're first attacked!*

[anyposition]

*Not the hell delighted about it really. Gonna play pingpong with their heads now!*

[cuebattlemusic]

*but we don't use them anyway!*

[zero_justice]

Tom Cruise is this guy who jumps on couches. Are placentas s'pposed to be good to eat?

[cuebattlemusic]

*and yes, more zombies for you*

[zero_justice]

Have you ever eaten a placenta?

[cuebattlemusic]

*...and the zombies nod. One of their heads falls off.*

[cuebattlemusic]

*and the leader zombie now has Simon*

[sisterskeeper]

*you just got elbowed in the face*

[doctorquincy]

Are you all right, Simon-san?

[sisterskeeper]

No, he just hamstrung me and is trying to kill me! How can I be all right?