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"In this story, Buffy Summers is a famous writer who writes all kindsof story but what will happen when she mets Angelus MacCleod, male model and her secret inspiration? Will love blossom or will Angel reject her? xover with Zoolander plz R&R."
...You are not clicking that.
"My 1st fanfic! AU. Buffy isnt the slayer instead she and her twin sister Willow and are famous pastry chefs and Angel is a critic who admires her from afar. But will he have the courage to meet her for sure? Read to find out!"
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"Queen Joyce and King Hank of Sunnydalia have been trying to have an air for years, but nothing happens until finally a witch blesses them with a special child, Princess Buffy! But she's kidnapped by Spike, the evil King. Can Prince Angel save the day?"
No. Just, no.
Princess Buffy writhed against the restraints as King Spike towered over her. If only she weren't so helpless! Were was her prince? All princesses were supposed to have princes to save them when things got bad! Buffy felt hot tears on her cheecks as King Spike came closer...
"Stop, villain!"
Pricess Buffy looked up to see the most handsome man she had ever seen coming in! He was 6'7", had beautiful piercing blue eyes and soft spikey chocolate brown hair. His skin was bronzed and glorious and his muscled arms held a sword. Buffy's tears disappeared instantly, knowing this was the man who would save her and she would spend the rest of forever with him.
"Who are you?" asked King Spike.
"I am Prince Angel of Los Angelus, and I have come to save Princess Buffy!"
"My hero!" Buffy explained.
"You won't save her!" said King Spike, in his English accent.
"Yes I will!"
Prince Angel killed King Spike with his sword and then ripped Buffy's chains apart with his manly strength. She immediately collapsed against his strong chest, happy to be safe.
"I never knew of love at first sight til I saw you, Princess."
"I didn't know I could feel like this."
And then Prince Angel captured her lips with his in a chaste but smoldering kiss and Buffy knew they would be happy together forever and ever and ever.
...What the fucking fuck. Why can't I just get porn like everyone else?
((...me and Bart might have been having too much fun with ff.net's Buffy section. ALSO. Going to dinner, back later!))
...You are not clicking that.
"My 1st fanfic! AU. Buffy isnt the slayer instead she and her twin sister Willow and are famous pastry chefs and Angel is a critic who admires her from afar. But will he have the courage to meet her for sure? Read to find out!"
...
"Queen Joyce and King Hank of Sunnydalia have been trying to have an air for years, but nothing happens until finally a witch blesses them with a special child, Princess Buffy! But she's kidnapped by Spike, the evil King. Can Prince Angel save the day?"
No. Just, no.
Princess Buffy writhed against the restraints as King Spike towered over her. If only she weren't so helpless! Were was her prince? All princesses were supposed to have princes to save them when things got bad! Buffy felt hot tears on her cheecks as King Spike came closer...
"Stop, villain!"
Pricess Buffy looked up to see the most handsome man she had ever seen coming in! He was 6'7", had beautiful piercing blue eyes and soft spikey chocolate brown hair. His skin was bronzed and glorious and his muscled arms held a sword. Buffy's tears disappeared instantly, knowing this was the man who would save her and she would spend the rest of forever with him.
"Who are you?" asked King Spike.
"I am Prince Angel of Los Angelus, and I have come to save Princess Buffy!"
"My hero!" Buffy explained.
"You won't save her!" said King Spike, in his English accent.
"Yes I will!"
Prince Angel killed King Spike with his sword and then ripped Buffy's chains apart with his manly strength. She immediately collapsed against his strong chest, happy to be safe.
"I never knew of love at first sight til I saw you, Princess."
"I didn't know I could feel like this."
And then Prince Angel captured her lips with his in a chaste but smoldering kiss and Buffy knew they would be happy together forever and ever and ever.
...What the fucking fuck. Why can't I just get porn like everyone else?
((...me and Bart might have been having too much fun with ff.net's Buffy section. ALSO. Going to dinner, back later!))