It's time to destroy yet another idiot machine.

[the_one_king]

The irritating icons are bearable; after all, only the greatest of idiots here wouldn't know that they're simply the computer's doing. The same can be said for the polls, though truly I haven't had that manner of trouble recently!

But the disgusting music has got to stop.

Current Playlist:
-So Happy Together -- The Turtles
-Call and Answer -- Barenaked Ladies
-Baby Can I Hold You -- Tracy Chapman
-The Queen and the Soldier -- Suzanne Vega
-I'm Sorry I Love You -- the Magnetic Fields
-Not My Slave -- Oingo Boingo
-I Believe in a Thing Called Love -- the Darkness
-I Would Walk 500 Miles -- the Pretenders
-Precious -- Annie Lennox
-Wherever, Whenever -- Shakira

...I require a baseball bat, right now.