Stardate -316753.38
On Sunday I want to open the holodeck but I still need more information about the worlds you'd like to want to see. I created this convenient form to fill out for you, if you just take a moment of time I'd be very grateful.
The Death of Wesley Crusher
Wesley Must die.
These words have echoed around the world hundreds of times since the dawn of time. Wesley Must Die. But how to kill him? What way would be best to destroy such a monstrosity of humanity?
Several suggestions have been made. Most include the words "Burn the bastard" or something similar. As of yet nobody knows how it should be done, but all people realize, deep in their heart of hearts, that it must come to pass.
The Options
The Phaser
Option number one is to create some sort of malfunction with the normal operation of the phaser. What could be more horrible than to die a firey death due to a phaser blast to the chest? Well, I'm sure that there are a lot of things more horrible. Why don't you email me some ideas?
The Tricorder
Option two. A cleverly disguised bomb? Perhaps lethal radiation emminating from the tricorder kills him in a nasty explosion? You decide.
Madness
Option three. Wesley goes insane. In a mad rush, he douses himself in extremely explosive liquid, then jumps into a toaster oven! Perhaps he sticks his head into a light socket! Perhaps he jumps into a juicemaster! What can you come up with?
Poll Wesley must die
EDIT: Computer!!!
(( original webpage can be found here. If nothing happens, Holodeck plot is going off Sunday. Grab your Youma while it is hot. ))
The Death of Wesley Crusher
Wesley Must die.
These words have echoed around the world hundreds of times since the dawn of time. Wesley Must Die. But how to kill him? What way would be best to destroy such a monstrosity of humanity?
Several suggestions have been made. Most include the words "Burn the bastard" or something similar. As of yet nobody knows how it should be done, but all people realize, deep in their heart of hearts, that it must come to pass.
The Options
The Phaser
Option number one is to create some sort of malfunction with the normal operation of the phaser. What could be more horrible than to die a firey death due to a phaser blast to the chest? Well, I'm sure that there are a lot of things more horrible. Why don't you email me some ideas?
The Tricorder
Option two. A cleverly disguised bomb? Perhaps lethal radiation emminating from the tricorder kills him in a nasty explosion? You decide.
Madness
Option three. Wesley goes insane. In a mad rush, he douses himself in extremely explosive liquid, then jumps into a toaster oven! Perhaps he sticks his head into a light socket! Perhaps he jumps into a juicemaster! What can you come up with?
Poll Wesley must die
EDIT: Computer!!!
(( original webpage can be found here. If nothing happens, Holodeck plot is going off Sunday. Grab your Youma while it is hot. ))