Why No, I Can't Hear The Screaming At All

[only_sane_one]

No one has told me that they loved me or wanted to hug me in the last four or five hours. Excellent.

Comments

[anonymous]

You're just asking for it, darling. *smirks*

[only_sane_one]

I assure you, I am not.

[ichigoyouidiot]

I'm sure one of us can change that.

[only_sane_one]

I would hate to accidentally mistake anyone for a zombie and shoot them in the face repeatedly if they were to reach out and touch me.

[therikkster]

Thats because they want you /alone/ before they start..

[speakingisnot]

All you need is love though. Haven't heard the song?

Seems like all the primates here all have.

[only_sane_one]

I try to refrain from spending time getting to know the musical tastes of the primates at camp, thank you very much.

[speakingisnot]

Kick in the face does wonders for that then. Doctor's advice.

[shinnanigans]

*hugs you*

And now sex plz?

[only_sane_one]

Oh god, what is that smell?

[shinnanigans]

Auel's shampoo.

[only_sane_one]

Right. And I will be all the way on the other side of the camp now.

Pardon me. And never touch me again.