((ooc: Let's say Kon managed to rally a small crowd of well-wishers to see Kal off on his new life. If you think your character would be here, by all means.))
*Kon lifts Kal's bucket carefully*
Kal -- I geez. I can honestly say that when Kabuto told me I was pregnant, the thought that I would end up in this situation never crossed my mind. I've known you since day one, and I have to say you're a good ... I'm become fond ... it's ... been interesting.
If I'd known that you were not my kid but some kind of tentacle parasite intent upon consuming the flesh of your host and molesting people, I would probably have made different parenting choices, but the time we spent together I will never forget and I really hope that you will take what you learned from all of us at Camp to heart in your new life as a -- STOP TRYING TO EAT ME OW!
*dumps Kal in lake*
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!