from my history & systems book, A History of Modern Psychology:

It looked like a duck.  It quacked like a duck.  It rose up on its legs when the keeper held out his hand to offer it kernels of grain.  It stretched its neck forward, grabbed the grain in its beak, and swallowed it, just like a duck.  And then it defecated onto a silver platter - just ( Read more... )

( whoever thought this would be funny is a fucking asshole. )

it's saddening when you see an attractive person (in my case, a guy) and you automatically think to yourself, "(s)he would be so hot if (s)he wasn't holding that cigarette/cigarillo/whatever."

especially when you're a biosci major so you know exactly what those things do such a gorgeous body.

ILLINOIS IS GOING TO THE ROSE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHH ILLINI!!!!

if the fight is over
forget what I told you
thought that we could pull through
but I already lost you
leave me where you found me
the world falling around me
fallen soldier | god or julie

I guess the nice thing about not being good-looking is that I know when a guy is interested in me, he is interested in me for who I am and not because of my looks.

Would you rather be original or world famous?

I recently found my old xanga and I thought I'd share some stuff in it with you. I only had it from my senior year of high school to first year at RIT because everybody at RIT uses LJ...

( 27 February 2004 )

so, couple of quotes I found about barbie that I thought were pretty funny.

"If Barbie were a real person, she would be 6'0, weigh 100 pounds, and wear a size 4.  her measurements would be 39-19-33.  ...  The average woman is 5'4, weighs 145 pounds, and wears between a size 11-14.  Her measurements are approximately 36-30-41.  ...  Per Time Magazine ( Read more... )

all I can say is... wow.  I don't know about you, but I wouldn't peg Barbie and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as role models.  I'll spare the feminist tirade for now - I have been planning on authoring one for some time, but biochemistry is my life.

"Both Barbie(R) doll and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are strong, positive role models for girls ( Read more... )

notice me.  take my hand ( Read more... )