Comments | camile_sinensis: Squash

camile_sinensis

Squash

Apr 23, 2013 21:31

I am going for my first ever boob-squishing tomorrow. I had always nurtured the naive belief that I would escape this particular middle-aged-woman torture because they would not be able to fit The Girls into their squishing machine, but my friend F, whose boobs are several cup sizes larger than Hephzibah* and Ghislaine* got squished without ( Read more... )

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gingerspark April 23 2013, 22:56:20 UTC

First Mammogram Practice Exercises ( ... )

camile_sinensis April 24 2013, 20:30:32 UTC

That was... not entirely unrealistic.

gingerspark April 24 2013, 23:56:28 UTC

I know... :/

sapphire_hime April 23 2013, 23:10:26 UTC

I can never encourage being cautious enough. I had to go through mine last summer, so best of luck!

camile_sinensis April 24 2013, 20:31:07 UTC

Thanks - I hate it when I have to pretend to be an adult and do sensible stuff!

sildil April 24 2013, 07:08:18 UTC

Apparently it's better if you are bigger, as trying to squeeze teeny tiny things in the squishy machine is harder! It's uncomfortable but not too bad!

camile_sinensis April 24 2013, 20:33:31 UTC

Alas, I shall never know what it is to have "teeny tiny things", squished or not. The woman was very nice and did not drop her clipboard in astonishment or shriek "Good grief, woman, you don't get many of those to the pound!" when I disrobed. Professional.

snippetygiblets April 24 2013, 07:21:04 UTC

Good luck ! I'm kind of hoping my (unnamed) tits will be too small to scrape up into the machine, but I suppose not lol Better safe than sorry xxx

camile_sinensis April 24 2013, 20:36:04 UTC

Being at the opposite end of the spectrum, I have difficulty imagining how they'd get the fried-egg variety in, but there are plenty of women of that shape, so they must have a Plan.

I'm sure your tits do have names - secret names that they keep only to themselves, and, why yes, that is the nice men in their nice white coats coming to see me again...

bigunen April 26 2013, 12:34:59 UTC

I hope it went well. I don't mind the squishing but I mind the weird positions they want my arms in. I just don't get it.

camile_sinensis April 26 2013, 18:43:13 UTC

It went as well as could be expected, given what is involved. The arm positions were manageable even with one slightly-less-bendy-than-normal-arm - I got a handle to hold on to!